T’was the night before Christmas and Santa was shattered,
He went to the pub to get wholly battered.
Before he could speak,
He was pinned to the seat,
In his new drip he left that place flattered…
Santa’s had a bigger glow up than Rudolph this year, courtesy of the Percival crew.
I saw Chris Gove kissing Santa Claus. Positively necking on with him, actually.